February 2012
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Jim Parsons is older than Michael Fassbender.
colonelolimcoli:
Jim Parsons:
Michael Fassbender:
I honestly don’t know what ageing means any more.
what the fuck…
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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These memories that we’ve got, may not amount to much. But I’m so glad we’ve got ‘em.
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me: hey i just met you
directioner:
me: this is crazy
directioner:
me: but heres btr's setlist
directioner:
me: so sit your ass down
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This is BIG TIME RUSH’s concert. NOT One Direction’s. All you fans of 1D took all the tickets from Rushers who would LOVE to see BTR. But no. You took the tickets to see 1D, left the concert after they performed to meet them after their performance.
What is this fuckery? You took thousands of Rushers dreams away from them just to see an opening act. I’m sorry. But I’m...
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bigtimedimpless:
It just sucks when there’s BTR fans who would’ve done anything for those tickets,
and weren’t able to get them
but instead stupid fucks bought them and didn’t even stay for Big Time Rush.
I don’t care if you say “oh they can do whatever they want blah blah blah”
But it’s still fucked up no matter what you say.
If anybody did that to One Direction, their fans would complain...
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“Don’t be afraid to smile, to love music that makes you feel good.”
– Zac Hanson
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“Life is not so much about what you do for yourself but what you ultimately do...”
– Isaac Hanson
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Taylor: So you endorse the use of condiments?
Isaac: I fully endorse the use of condiments. It's a safe way to enrich your hotdog experience or any other particular cylindrical food.
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